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Tuesday Feb 12, 2019
Tuesday Feb 12, 2019
Step into the time machine and head back to a long forgotten age of 2017.
Slowly We Rock "proudly" presents our proof of concept podcast series Maiden Voyage - a journey through the Iron Maiden discography album by album, song by song, in excruciating detail with our good friend, and Maiden virgin, Mike.
Also included; Mark Wahlberg's Rockstar and Steely Dan's beef with Owen and Luke Wilson.
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Tuesday Jan 29, 2019
Tuesday Jan 29, 2019
It's out 18th birthday (episodes, not years. Pay attention), which means this podcast is old enough to drink. To celebrate we got pretty tipsy and crafted a sequel to a much loved episode.
Judas Priest is over and light entertainment is in dire need of a shot in the arm. Enter iconic metal frontman Rob Halford and 3 very desperate producers ready to transform Sunday tea time television.
We also cover all your regular topics like fast food copyright laws, Cannibal Corpse's legal woes and another Ghostbusters sequel?!
Tuesday Jan 08, 2019
Tuesday Jan 08, 2019
Heavy nu-year and welcome to 2019 A.K.A. THE most metal year yet. We stand by that claim.
And what better way to start off our heaviest year yet by discussing 80's one hit wonder Bros' recent BBC documentary film After The Screaming Stops.
We're still not sure this is actually real because it's too perfect - Spinal Tap meets The Office meets Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping - but we do our best to comprehend the brothers Luke and Matt Goss' journey from 80s pop sensation to 80s nostalgia pop sensation.
Also discussed - Casualty, Holby City and the never ending accident and emergency woes of Bristol, England.
Monday Dec 24, 2018
Monday Dec 24, 2018
Merry Christmas Eve one and all. That's right, Christmas has come early with your favourite festive trio's holiday special. We've been to so many gigs so get ready for a major Yuletide geek out about August Burns Red, Between The Buried and Me, 36 Crazyfists, Wage War, Bury Tomorrow and Tesseract.
Also it's time to get to the bottom of the lyrics of Whitesnake's Slide It In and we received our very first fan mail!
Merry Christmas, happy holidays and a happy new year to all our supporters.
Saturday Dec 01, 2018
Saturday Dec 01, 2018
Slowly We Rock investigates the bizarre viral phenomenon of L.A. one man rock band Threatin and it's mastermind Jared Threatin - a man quickly becoming The Room of rock and metal - who faked an online fanbase and booked a European tour to play to absolutely no one. And it only gets weirder.
If you're reading this then you're already part of the illusion.
Also Djent music. What's the big idea? We also talk tech metal and the appeal of the genre.
A big thanks to Metal Sucks for their comprehensive investigation of Threatin, without whom this episode would not have been possible.
Tuesday Nov 13, 2018
Tuesday Nov 13, 2018
On a count of three stand up straight, stick your chest out, take a deep breath, hold your head up high and give us your best "SLAYER", or else how will anyone know you like them?
Slowly We Rock LOVE Slayer so join us for a crash course on the thrash titans and their final tour's Cardiff, UK leg with Lamb of God, Anthrax and Obituary.
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEER!
Tuesday Oct 30, 2018
Tuesday Oct 30, 2018
"Woooooooooooooh"
That's the sound of terror as Slowly We Rock brings you the Halloween Spooktacular your evil souls have been craving.
Find out about our favourite Dear theme park owners, listen up! We've got the best idea for a heavy metal house of horror which will rock and rot you to your very core.
We also talk new Clutch and Behemoth albums, The Darkness and Deafheaven live in concert and the musical therapy charity Nordoff Robins.
Tuesday Oct 16, 2018
Tuesday Oct 16, 2018
Slowly We Rock saw Ghost live!
This week we talk about all things Ghost while trying to survive a Reaper Chili - an in introduction to Sweden's spookiest export, their triumphant show at London's Royal Albert Hall, the burning pain of a hot pepper and their all round passion for all things Satanic.
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Tuesday Oct 02, 2018
Tuesday Oct 02, 2018
We're the Pod with the power, Slowly We Rock, follow us or die.
Please follow us, but please don't die, or else you won't get to hear us talk about New York thrash metal titans Anthrax's seminal 1987 masterpiece Among The Living - find out how Scott Ian and company's unique blend of classic rock, new wave of British heavy metal, skate punk, hardcore chugging and grooves, mixed with pop culture references and socially conscious lyrics defined the thrash metal genre.
We're also joined by a special guest to debate the merits of Parkway Drive and their place in the pantheon of metalcore and how well do we know the lyrics to Eagles classic Hotel California?
Wednesday Sep 19, 2018
Wednesday Sep 19, 2018
Guess who's bought the Rover's Return?
James, Dan and Lewis return to debate our Dad's drinking habbits (but not habbitual drinking), the now long forgotten Rockstar Supernova TV series, our ever growing excitement for evil Satanists Behemoth's new album and the merits of those good Christian boys making some noise - August Burns Red.
We may also discover our love of Google image searching modern day Rod Stewart.